@MooseMousseMoose
"Marketing is telling me the truth" "HR is on my side" "The stripper really loves me"
@SigmaLance3375
She belongs to the excel sheets
@zmanitee1664
Ah yes. A cs major's only weakness: a woman acting interested in them 😅
@UAVwaffle
The skipping away XD
@AudieHolland
When I was young, I had a kind of similar experience with a recruiter. Didn't come on to me, was male, but had a very nice and relaxed conversation about the company, life in general etc. etc. He made me feel as I was already accepted, doing the actual job interview seemed like formality. At the end he even brought up his daughter and I was almost thinking he wanted to introduce me to her... Then came the job interview, different person. Very formal, not as engaged in the conversation as the recruiting gentleman. End of story, I didn't get the job. Later talked to another applicant for the same job, I knew him somewhat because I had seen him before. He told me he had had the same experience. So we concluded that the recruiter's job was just to make us enthusiastic about the job interview but it had nothing to do with how qualified we were.
@pluggedfinn
She's secretly weeding out people who she suspects would sexually harass the women at the workplace.
@_scourvinate
Next thing you know she’s gonna tell you that “we’re like a family here” 😂
@lilylucifer796
I once met a recruiter on tinder 😂
@HistoricaHungarica
The Sparklingverse is expanding.
@LuiCSings
It's the warbling "brroooooo" that gets me too
@davidcrawford9026
sad skipping PROTECT THIS MAN DON'T LET LIFE GET TO HIM I NEED HIM
@RaytheonTechnologies_Official
Recruiters only want me for my perfect, chiseled body
@bbsara0146
I have heard of recruitment firms hiring girls that are extremely pretty so that engineers will message them back on linkedin lol
@sakurasfish2115
Never expected a short about this but so relatable. I had a crush on every recruiter I had, those cheery high pitched 'Hi! How's it going??' After every shift or problem at my shittiest jobs gave me life lol
@traveller23e
Ah yes, the young female recruiter with a melodious voice, often has a profile picture that reminds you of your highschool crush, always ready to answer your questions and reassure you even if it means texting you back after hours...then when you answer the siren's call you find yourself trapped in the lair of several panicked managers in a project about 3/4 of the way to complete and utter failure, no docs of course, code ready to break if you so much as breathe in its general direction and the one who lured you into this hell is suddenly nigh on unreachable save when you're on vacation and she calls to ask why you're not at work.
@TrueHelpTV
this gives "were a family here" vibes which tells me to RUN as FAST as you can
@thomac
Honestly, I had recruiters like that.
@Reese-Coding-Projects
"Oh Mr. Purple sounds like a real classy establishment" that was a good line. Very professional rejection.
@ooooggll
bro-o-o-o-o-o she wants me so-o-o-o-o ba-a-a-a-ad
@AdrianColley