@smithgorrilugum4574

Boss;..."You're fifty minutes late for your shift!"
Employee;..."I'm sorry but I was chasing my alarm clock around the house."

@laura749

Who in the world would need a robotic flame throwing dog..?๐Ÿ˜ฎ

@delboy1727

Can't help but feel that a lot of those 'inventions' have been around a lot longer than just the last year.  The Falkirk Wheel, for example, opened in 2002.

@lfcbpro

So many solutions to problems that don't exist :)))))

@luisxvgenovese1736

Now weโ€™re going back to the Flinstones style airplanes

@glasslinger

Now if only all of us were rich enough to afford this stuff!

@danceswithmules

Wow, that external side airbag is great... if someone fires a car-shaped balloon at you.

@FlatsRunner

Because pulling a small suitcase behind you is too much work ๐Ÿ˜‚

@daveofyorkshire301

21:05 canal boat lifts have been going for well over 100 years

@oxygentank00

That fire extinguisher can probably kill rather than save...๐Ÿ˜‚

@thrashmetaldave

11:25 - "you sent the wrong machine in, that's the woodchipper" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@DoreenPollock-d2q

WOW!! Loved it! Thank you.

@crimpinurpimpin

Something tells me that shooting water at 260mph could fuck up a fireman or two when theyโ€™re unsuspectingly smashed with that jet blast of h2oโ€ฆfire might be safer.

@freetolook3727

Flame throwing robotic dog is by far the creepiest thing that I have ever seen.
Something right out of a terminator movie.
"Hey little dog how are you? Whatda doing??"
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@MovieMike1969

Just what I want, four big spinning blades around my chair.

@Anamnesia

OOOF !!! You must be feeling pretty silly about that Hyperloop call... ๐Ÿคฃ

@calebcain4729

14:03
As a fan of videos compiling innovative designs I have developed an ALMOST irrational hate for these doors. (If you want to know more, search Torggler Door, and then I hope you'll get over it like I quickly did.) Yes, they look nifty... That is literally the ONLY advantage they have over a common sliding barn-door, and brief thought can probably lead you to realizing all of the disadvantages of the designs, from the multiple pinch points to the difficulties of sealing the doorway properly with them.

They don't open more easily than a properly installed barn door, or many other types of doors. They don't open more smoothly. They aren't quieter. They literally have no advantage except a brief feeling of "Hmm. Lookie there!..." Which quickly fades.

But they look different, so they're in THOUSANDS of videos... Which means not only are they not good doors, or new innovations, they're also not even surprising any more.

I wish people would stop.

@stephenjackson6515

The drone with wheels that formed the blades was the coolest. Imo

@N8_Lee

"Hey there this is Ricky Bobby. And the holidays are just around the corner. What better way to give your loved one for X-mas... 
...The Flamethrower Pooch 9000?"

@david9783

That rolling around alarm clock would only wake me up ONCE.Then, It's gonna' get bashed.