@mitchellhorton9382

My favorite thing about the coffee commercials is they blame the woman for bad coffee like she grew the beans or some shit

@harryiii3361

As an Australian i can translate what that bloke was saying at the end there: "Ah, poor old man, he works too hard. The wives have got nothing to do."

@127sys

“It is currently the day it is.”
Quirky Senior Quote.

@chi_pucca_chi

“Because she seems as interested in girls as  in boys” is a hilarious line to me because you know that he meant that she just doesn’t care about dating at the moment so sees everyone as just friends ig but hearing it now just sounds like she’s just bi which is NOT what they wanted you to think.

@localcryptid740

“Your coffee just doesn’t taste any good!”
“Then make your own damn coffee, Richard.”

@naomivds4201

“It’s currently the day that it is”
I’m getting that shit framed

@geovaniahernandez9945

wife gives husband bad coffee: 

husband: well my disappointment is immeasurable and my marriage is ruined

@tsmuff

I love how they call it "HER coffee" as if she produced it instead of a factory when literally the whole point of the commercials is switching to a brand of good coffee which means it's the brands fault.

@thekingofthecats42069

I once made my man a cup of coffee and it was so bad he collapsed and started convulsing and screaming in an ancient dead language before his skin split open and his true form writhed out from the fleshy confines of his mortal body before he transcended into the 7th plane of existence. Anyway that's why I use Folgers.

@KayGee_yt

"If you don't have skin and a mouth, you're not gonna get a boyfriend"


Well that explains that.

@jenniferl.8111

"Hey bro, guess what?"
"What"
"My new girlfriend has a mouth AND skin"
"Aw lucky, mine only has skin"

@a1exneedsahamdleplease

I have so much respect for 50s women  for not just murdering every man they knew. The self restraint. I could never.

@NovaBlueNova

Men in the 50s: Ew liking fashion is for women
Also men in the 50s: Ew have you seen Becky's blouse? Oh and don't get me started on her socks!

@yourlocalbicronoverlord

Wife: Makes bad coffee
Husband: So you have chosen... death.

@notfelix4258

"Mm-hmm."
"Mm-mm."
"Bad taste."
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

@esthernavarrete1270

I saw a comercial for a cleaning product from the 60s, they were saying how you could reuse the bottle for juice or milk when it literally had clorum before. Such a nice time to be alive

@whalesharko4465

This is how people are gonna talk about wiki-how in the future

@morganspry9967

“If ya don’t have skin or a mouth, ya not gonna get a boyfriend”- words to live by

@TMthe33rd

Every person in the 50s is like the most passive aggressive people i've ever seen