@ZillyWhale
"Buy land now; they're not making it anymore." - Mark Twain
@Woaj-bro
“Yass, serve!” THAT TONE DIFFERENCE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAOO
@waffie6785
I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.
@Nerdosaurus
You did the “Yasss✨✨✨ Serve💅✨💅✨” so naturally, I was filled with both terror and awe
@steel8231
"Free Dirt" sounds like a joke but it's pretty common where I live, but under the name "Clean Fill". Which refers to dirt that isn't contaminated with pollution, fertilizers, broken glass, old metal, etc... basically it's when someone digging a basement or storm shelter or dredging a drainage pond has a big pile of dirt they want gone and someone else trying to fill in a gully or sink hole needs dirt (usually they'll plant grass or trees in it to hold it in place once it's where they want it). TLDR Guy A ended up with a big pile of dirt from digging a hole and Guy B needs a big pile of dirt to fill a hole, and both decide Guy B can have it if he brings the trailer and shovels to move it.
@Zirkitri
5:40 I didn’t know how much I needed to hear kwite’s extra fruity voice but I’m so glad I got to hear it
@noodlefunny
If you're going to shit talk me buying expensive trashcans at least use my fucking name
@Clevarz
Kwite type of guy to float when he smells pie
@faeriswheel_
“yasss serveee 💅✨” IM CRYING THE VOICE THEY DO
@UnwantedPylades
That "Yas serve !!" caught me off guard
@ariellethompson1707
bros the most cartoon-ish green hoodie entity and i love it
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
I imagine hell on earth is what springtrap is going through rn. Well, hell in a jar. We wont rest until he's free! #FREETHETRAP
@Old_School_NBA_Fan
This is how Facebook Market Place works: If anything is "free, $1, or has 123" it is not the actual price. Anything else though is the actual price.
@manuelmiddleton1446
I remember a story about a white bottle with a demon inside that could grant wishes to its owner, but if you died while you owned it you went to hell, and the only way to get rid of it is to sell it for less than what you bought it for. So it becomes harder and harder to sell each time until someone gets stuck with it
@SomeHyena
Literally just bought a GoPro 12 off FBMP like an 1.5 hours ago (the video is two hours old). Came with two extra batteries, a three slot charging case, as well as an SD card. $270. Pretty good deal. Turns out the couple’s OF content was still on that SD card. What timing to be blessed with Kwite’s topic of choice in today’s video.
@Jane-oz7pp
7:27 Kart with a K is not owned by Nintendo, it's just the way GoKart was spelled and has become the standard form for anything GoKart related.
@v1t4ls1gns
5:41 Yass servee!!!
@funky_lil_goblin
7:02 I literally owned that for a very long time, my parents eventually got rid of it cause they were sick of me constantly asking them to blow it up just so I could sit it in and not actually use the wii with it. Also cause there was a hole in it we could never find but I still kinda doubt there was a hole
@Durian407
I bought a real, wall mounted horseshoe crab off of Facebook marketplace in Quebec and now he hangs above my desk
@Aromatose