before the bush explodes, it says "really, man? that wasn't very nice."
Add the ability to disappoint your parents when you die
Make the bush slowly grow by how many times you've beat around it, until inevitability your forced to address the growing issue
If you hit the bush, there will be a 1-10% chances the bush will grow arms and legs and beat you instead.
add a tiny worm in the middle of the forest, it’s just a yellow line with googly eyes and when you interact with it it says “meow” and teleports you to the tokyo tower
an undertale-like thing where the game insults you every time you lose
Add hidden targets on trees that, when pressed, brings the lorax
Add the random chance for an egg to appear, and if you hit it, it creates a second bush (All my egg submissions never became popular on the first game so here's hoping none of mine for this game get buried)
Add a secret cats that walks up to you and meows at you but if you hit it,it creates an unbeatable bossfight where it manipulates matter to defeat you.
Add the ability for the bush to suddenly become sentient and just scream at you in a suicidal panic, with voice lines such as “My wife left me…she took my kids…I used alchol to escape it all and lost all my money gambling…I went to therapy and my card declined…please man…just hit me with that thing” and wont stop begging for you to beat it until you do.
Add a 197 inch, 3 wheeled electric forklift with a 3300 lb lifting force (Battery Powered) that can spawn deep into the forest. If you beat the Forklift, it will throw you into a Home Depot Warehouse
Make the bush plead for mercy anytime you get near it
Add a cat that has 8 legs that follows you around and can itself beat the bush so you have to tame a sweet little puppy to transform into a giant monster and attack the cat (not lethally) every time it tries to beat the bush
Add that you have to be exploded 2 times by the bush but the first time you get disabled so you cant do anything else just move forever
The bush should chase you, saying random stuff like "Hey we need to talk, Im pregnant its yours, did you take the chicken out of the freezer like I asked, did you paint the spare room yet, whats this random charge for 5000 dollars" ect
Hire grandmas that can beat around the bush for you
Add a trampoline in a secret area as a reference to break a leg
Make it so that if you hit circles to fast the bush explodes anyway
Add this If you get like a lot of beat coins, you can get the bush destroyer and destroy the bush and then the game just closes
@Ju5tJeff