@THEMARTIALMAN

Begin your journey and start learning directly from Master Yap online: https://bit.ly/3K9w9AC

@DaveViner

'Grab my arm, the other arm, MY other arm'

-Sensei Rex

@OnlyaFork

"Fiddle with a diddle, and u get folded like u brittle." 
-Sun Tzu

@L0rd0fChaos

"....Be ketchup, my friend"

-Lruce Bee.

@Mightymouse-j2f

DUDE THIS WEED IS KICKING IN REEEEAAL GOOD....YALL KILLING ME WITH THESE JOKES MAN.....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@J3FF4SON

โ€œI never said any of that shit.โ€
-Mike Tyson

@mhattjeremie9883

Mike Tyson : Ain't nobody gonna grab you just like that

@kennydubroff7772

โ€œEveryone has a face until they get punched in the planโ€ 

Tyke Mison

@AntonVanDerSar

"Wow" he said. 
Immediately followed by, "I can't believe you're paying me to do this."

@c3mi979

"That's one mankind for step; One giant small man leap"

- Meal Farmstrong

@liberatumplox625

"Just follow my every command... 

... See, I win again."

@JulioSilva-mt4rw

I am writing from the emergency room donโ€™t listen to him ๐Ÿ˜‚

@flynnlizzy5469

"Pull my Finger .... go ahead, pull my finger".

@RendezvousWithRama

"Grab me and see how effective this martial art is! Wait, grab the other way. Wait, use the other hand. Ok, now don't move."

@Will_b83

Iโ€™ll remember this the next time the wrist bandits are around.

@Juidodin

always nice to have an obedient opponent

@drealboy_

This is arguably this funniest comment section in all youtube history, and I'm so honored to be here and read all you brilliant witty people. Never change

@HolyKoolaid

This is one of those techniques that's "just too deadly for use in the UFC."

@TheRealDonKing7939

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

-Colonel Sanders

@johndamienreilly

"But once I pull my ching, I sing my elbows".