@sourdough283

Might be one of the best stories Iโ€™ve ever heard

@bennicholson5238

Honesty makes the best stories ๐Ÿ˜‚

@umbleee-pp1wm

Thank you. I'll never be able to unsee the baby jesus.

@mustang4life

No doubt the ability to play the "F**k It" card, specifically with storytelling, only gets that much simpler the further we are from our youth. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

@CherylBerryl

OMG! That is Fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!
๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

@Seething1

You need to have this guy on your show often! Iโ€™m rollinโ€™ here! ๐Ÿคฃ

@todddavis1180

Sounds like what happened to me when I went riding in my first pair of cycling shorts.๐Ÿ˜‚ Supposed to Nair your leg and junk hair first or the spandex will yank it out. Was a very uncomfortable ride and next couple of days,to say the least.๐Ÿ˜‚

@CraigersL57

You got to manscape those bushes. Hopefully, she didn't let that stop you from becoming her first. After you recouped, of course, lol

@Ripsnort1776

Now thatโ€™s a storyโ€ฆsweet baby Jesus.๐Ÿ˜ฎ

@somewhrntm

I laughed out loud!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

@ag44166

Bro took the stay ready always to heart.

@ChaseFrancis-ld9eg

Ah yes, the ole โ€œmy curlies done rolled back up in tha Jimmy- caperโ€ฆโ€ weโ€™ve all been thereโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@80bbygrl

Lol, that sounds so horrifically painful and hilarious at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚

@Landoftheignorant

I wasnโ€™t expecting this story

@aaronschmidt169

Frank n beans frank n beans

@beantownbushcraft

What a Howl, Ill Just Leave it On, ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿปโ˜˜๏ธ

@eugenepage7248

And that my friends is why I love being alive!!! Pearls of wisdom abide here!

@somewhrntm

Maybe if they taught people about downstairs grooming, neither one would have had that problem. It wasnโ€™t talked about when I grew up either. My husband had to tell me to do it and I was 27! (Iโ€™m 53 now)

@FearsomeFarmer69

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ol boy that is a great coming of age story

@utubegeneric

Awesome story !!!!  I think we all have some crazy story to share.  If not, you've lived a far too sheltered life.