@bowtieguy5281

Batman:1
Drill Sergeant: 0

@12thGenNewton

I was in the Marines for fours years. Sociopaths are a dime a dozen in the Corps.

@pivotalhurdler4601

Ay man if I saw Batman piloting an f35 I would surrender immediately.

@bread17453

And that's how he got his call sign 🤣

@Hockeynolanguy

if he flies a plane, I want his call sign to be Batman

@taylorblizzard5535

Sociopath is the wrong word in this.

@LMerci

🍨Batman destroyed the whole platoon and TI with a spoon🍨

@MrPhantomIXYT

If I was that drill instructor I'd quietly head back to the group of drill instructors and tell em "we'll shit "name" is batman, he's untouchable"

@U_USA

“I’m ….Batman” 🦇💀🙏🤣

@Towermidguard

I’m crying omg 😂 funniest thing I’ve Heard all year I don’t even care if it real or fake that was funny as fuck

@tom-mo-

Air Force doesn’t have platoons.  We have flights and squadrons.

@agwazia

Maybe dude is actually batman

@kaidenhang908

Now if it were the Marine Corps that would’ve been a different story

@EskimoP

Low key i laughed my Damn self just hearing ... IM BATMAN😂😂😂😂😂

@The_Aviator25

Batman is crazy


Edit: hate to be one of those people but damn I’ve got so many likes

@miguelmendoza9981

Drill instructor....left his soul....and back with revenge...and said...im optimus prime😅😅😅😅

@kidafrika1

Platoon? Calling BS on this story.

@dotmars

I’ll take things that never happened for $500.

@carlpowers7291

I love that story. Every now and then you can just tell when you’ve gotten to a drill sergeant or whatever any of the other guys here called their training staff and it was funny and good to know that they were human too. I had decided that they were not completely normal people after the first day or the first real day of my basic training

@skkskk

I'm Batman 🗣🗣🔥🔥