@bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange
I was watching a video earlier where they translate jokes from their native language literally and one of them was "What's worse than wind? Vampires."
@cometual
A horse walks into a bar. A guy walks out of the bar.
@n_0rdy
anti-joker: why so humorous?
@LooseGoose463
I still remember this anti joke this guy I knew from jr high and high school told me "what's green and on wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels" RIP Adrian, that is seared into my brain
@--CHARLIE--
Fun fact: the most famous anti-joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." This is also arguably the most famous joke of any joke genre.
@nileprimewastaken
Q: Imagine you are in a room with no doors, no windows, nothing inside, and impenetrable walls on all sides. How do you get out? A: Stop imagining.
@UnawareGamingGamer
Can’t wait for the disembodied manic voice to whisper sweet nothings into my ruined ears as it coaxes me into my final rest
@SarahAbramova
My personal favorite anti-joke: "I burned 1000 calories today. I'm so bad at checking the oven."
@molasses3850
I thought the title says 'joke antis' and was thinking who tf is anti-joke? What did the jokes do to you? Make you drop the ice cream?
@thematriarch-cyn
kwite needs a second pair of glasses so he can take off a pair and still have glasses on
@tigerlover2853
2 men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
@ZombieBitez69
“Yes Kwite.” We all say simultaneously.
@archaeabanana
5:00 No, that starts with 't' and ends with 'hat'
@TheTransTankie
Uploaded twice in one day like a good boy
@Ryu1ify
I feel like "Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Cuz he was hit by a bus" is a terrible example of an anti-joke. It's literally just an actual joke, just a dark one. No wonder the guy who gave the example deleted their account
@googshish3247
That "why is 6 afraid of 7" joke reminded me of this one Supernatural quote. I don't even remember the context, but Castiel just says "why is 6 afraid of 7? I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating" and its been fucking seared into the wrinkles of my brain ever since I saw a screen grab of it on tumblr in middle school and thought it was the funniest shit ever.
@idontneedachannelthanksyou7292
Ah yes, I have no mouth and I must scream, my favorite video game where the guy has a mouth
@DoctorGarr
What do an eagle and a meerkat have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
@Thomas-uc4sg
7:48 this gives the same vibes as a "why can't helen keller drive? because she's a woman" which one of my friends told to a chaperone on a school trip
@The___Rat