Funny Teacher Song. ** This is the male teacher version of The Teacher Song posted yesterday. Here's the link to the female teacher version:    • The Teacher Song (Female teacher version)  . **

The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like It) is a funny thank you song for teachers, by Bryant Oden.

Also by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Pi Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, I Got a Pea, and nearly 200 other funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com

Lyrics to The Teacher Song (Male Teacher Version):

G C G
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
G C D
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
C D G Em
He seems a little grumpy today but I like him anyway
G D G
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared

CHORUS:
C D G
But I’m really glad she’s my teacher
C D G
I know it’s not easy, it takes a lot of patience and care
C D G Em
Yes I’m really glad she’s my teacher
C D G
Where would I be without her there
V2
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair
She seems a little grumpy today but I like her anyway
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair

CHORUS

V3
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
She seems a little grumpy today but I like his anyway
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes

Bridge:

My teacher didn’t like it when I sharpened every one
Of my thirty new pencils though it was kind of fun

My teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speech
I wonder why now he keeps his soda out of reach

My teacher didn’t like it when I sneezed on his lunch
I wonder why he didn’t really eat a whole bunch

Or when I gave him an apple then asked her to pay
I wonder why he said he really needs a vacay tion

CHORUS + Repeat 2nd half of chorus